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Little Boxes
Look, I'm gonna level with you: If you want to read interesting shit, you'd best look to the right column. This left column is nothing
but statistics documenting how nobody ever views this profile, and filler.
All right. So you're still reading anyway. This then is especially for YOU: When I was in sixth grade we had an assembly and one of the songs we sang was "Little Boxes." It did not take me long to make the connection to the view of Douglaston, Queens, from the Long Island Expressway. Anyway, the point is I've been into this song since long before it became the opening theme to "Weeds."
All right. So you're still reading anyway. This then is especially for YOU: When I was in sixth grade we had an assembly and one of the songs we sang was "Little Boxes." It did not take me long to make the connection to the view of Douglaston, Queens, from the Long Island Expressway. Anyway, the point is I've been into this song since long before it became the opening theme to "Weeds."
Little Boxes Lyrics
By Malvina Reynolds
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
Little boxes on the hillside
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the hillside,
Little boxes all the same.
There's a green one and a pink one
And a blue one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
You Cant Really Want To Read More Little Boxes Lyrics Now Can You
And the people in the houses
All went to the university
Where they were put in boxes
and they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and there's lawyers,
And business executives
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
All went to the university
Where they were put in boxes
and they came out all the same,
And there's doctors and there's lawyers,
And business executives
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
Hrm They Didnt Tell Me About The Dry Martinis In Sixth Grade
And they all play on the golf course
And drink their martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children
And the children go to school
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university
Where they are put in boxes
And they come out all the same.
And drink their martinis dry,
And they all have pretty children
And the children go to school
And the children go to summer camp
And then to the university
Where they are put in boxes
And they come out all the same.
Happy Ending
And the boys go into business
And marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
And marry and raise a family
In boxes made of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.
I Cant Get Rid Of This Son Of A Bitch Box No Matter What I Do
Another Place Where I Can Post Shit
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Surefire sign of newspaper industry apocalypse
03/17/09 14:20:43 | 0 Vomit Here
The New York Times is paying to place an ad in my Yuku profile.
Fucking retards.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
03/17/09 14:19:00 | 0 Vomit Here
In honor of all my Irish friends, today I'm wearing ... red.
Be thankful I'm not wearing fucking orange. My prison suit is at the cleaners.
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What a little stubby-fingered authoritarian motherfucker.
02/15/08 13:53:06 | 0 Vomit Here
Did Kim Jong-Il lose his fingertips in a lawnmower accident as a youth or what?
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I used to have a blog once.
02/07/08 13:18:15 | 0 Vomit Here
My blog's name was Stupid Cucumber. Something one of my kids said fairly randomly at dinner one night. We weren't even eating cucumbers.
One day I made a post from in bed on my laptop while I had like a 103 fever. I said I was sure I could kick Muhammad Ali's ass right then and there.
Stupid Cucumber lasted maybe a week and a half. It was a glorious period in our nation's history.
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